demystifying mornings

"Lapses In Judgments" LOVINGLY (how else???) dedicated to Jinggoy Estrada

the air was so stiff it was palpable. the president of the republic had just broken her silence with a lengthy, well-crafted (what i'd like to call "affirming AND denying") speech. the leading networks evidently scrambling to get the major players in the volatile political scene to comment on what had just transpired.

my eyes were steadily glued to the screen, anticipating the barrage of tainted-rhetoric from both the administration and the opposition proponents. even i, the most socially-dissociative person U.P. has ever produced, could not remain apolitical about this one.

nothing though, could've prepared me for jinggoy estrada's passionate discourse:

"nagsisinungaling na naman yang si gloria, pinapaikot na naman nya tayong lahat"

uh-oh... he's going for the kill, i told myself.

then, in full glory of the primetme spotlight, he goes, "anong lapse in judgment? LAPSES IN JUDGMENTS!! hindi lang naman sya isang beses lang tumawag kay garcillano eh, 15 times..!"

sabi nga ni chowie upon hearing this, "ANAK NGA SYA NG TATAY NYA"

hehehehehe :P

posted by Vanessa @ 5:36 PM